Dad: Where are you going?

Me: Skydiving with sister. Indoor skydiving.

Dad: Explain to me exactly what that is.

Me: Instead of jumping out of a place we are in a massive wind tunnel.

Dad: So it’s completely safe?

Me: Yes.

Dad: That’s fine me.

Note to self, never tell the parental units when you jump out of a plane.

Also I didn’t tell the Mother or Fathership that before Sister and I could get into the wind tunnel we signed waivers saying we wouldn’t sue if we died. Yes Dad, it’s totally safe. And then I thought: people actually die in a wind tunnel? Just how windy was it going to be?

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