Dad: Where are you going?
Me: Skydiving with sister. Indoor skydiving.
Dad: Explain to me exactly what that is.
Me: Instead of jumping out of a place we are in a massive wind tunnel.
Dad: So it’s completely safe?
Dad: That’s fine me.
Note to self, never tell the parental units when you jump out of a plane.
Also I didn’t tell the Mother or Fathership that before Sister and I could get into the wind tunnel we signed waivers saying we wouldn’t sue if we died. Yes Dad, it’s totally safe. And then I thought: people actually die in a wind tunnel? Just how windy was it going to be?